For no particular reason, in no particular order, at no particular pace, and with no particular audience in mind, here are a few of My Favorite Things.
Caffeine
Must.
Have.
Caffeine.
Caffeine is to Ethan as...
Spinach is to Popeye.
Weed is to Cheech.
Big Butts are to Sir Mix-a-Lot.
Attention is to Sarah Palin.
You want me to function today? Double chocolate mocha, hot, no whip. Or forget about it...!
