Caffeine

Must.

Have.

Caffeine.

Caffeine is to Ethan as...

Spinach is to Popeye.

Weed is to Cheech.

Big Butts are to Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Attention is to Sarah Palin.

You want me to function today?  Double chocolate mocha, hot, no whip.  Or forget about it...!

Popcorn Indiana Kettlecorn

Sweet.

Salty.

Just one more, please... bag, that is.

There really is a town in Indiana called Popcorn.

I imagine it's more pleasant living than that to be found in Burnt Corn, Alabama.

But I'm sure it's no Beaver Lick, Kentucky, either...