Right Guard Sport

I've been wearing this stuff for so long that it's become the official daily scent of Ethan.  The packaging has changed about twenty times over the years.  For some reason, it's now known as 3-D.  (Maybe it used to just be for comic book characters?)  But it's been the same stuff coating my armpit for... what?... twenty years?  Invisible solid, fresh scent.  I guess it would be "invisible" if I were an ivory statue, or a snowman.  The last brand I remember using before this is Brut.  I'm pretty sure that was in high school.  Do they even still make Brut anymore?  At least I don't smell like Old Spice and Nivea Lotion, like my Grandpa did.