1982 Fleer Pete & Re-Pete

Pete and Re-Pete are on a baseball field.  Pete gets busted for gambling.  Who's left?

Re-Pete.

Pete and Re-Pete are on a baseball field.  Re-Pete gets busted for selling steroids.

Not exactly the fantasy of kids everywhere when this card came out, at about the time I was playing first base for the Phillies in Mira Costa Little League.  We all viewed Re-Pete with envy.  Of course, I wouldn't throw any big-league career back if you gave it to me.  Even a 2-for-16 (.143) cup o' coffee.